Venti Smelly Boys go wild: Mysterious Unruly Whinings
The Scatter Family hits the road, Mostly Unaware of Wrinkles.
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The Scatter/Condiment Family is on the move again. The pickles have been stacked in the pantry and the beach toys have been packed in the cargo hold.
This week: Points North.
Next week: Points South.
To get from here to there: Get on I-5, go south, drive 10 hours, turn right.
Special instructions: Time trip to drive through Seattle at 3 a.m.
Special aside: When driving through Seattle, Large Smelly Boys mysteriously morph into Venti Smelly Boys.
Parenting tips: Remove sharp implements from cargo hold. Soundproof. Stock with water, snacks and car games. Toss in Large Smelly Boys. Toss in tree air freshener. Lock tight.
Tell Large/Venti Smelly Boys the cargo hold will be unlocked if they produce a blog post. Not surprisingly, they obligingly spill the bounty from their latest car game (cargo hold game?) … coming up with words that start with MUW. They take over the keyboard …
Mystery Under Wear
Mighty Underpants Woman
Merry Uppity Weasel
Mousy Undulating Waves
Mini Upstanding Wafer
Minor Unthinking WhuppassMasterfully Uppity Women
Mayonnaise Usually Withers
Most Unusual Week
Missing Ugly Whale
Misanthropic Unruly Witch
Morbid Urpish WhittlerMalicious Uneasy Win
Men’s Underwear Weekly
Making Urban Weirdness
Malevolent Ugly Wench
Magnificent Ursine Whiskers
Making Ursula WhimperMorticians Usually Win
Mainly Upsetting Wigs
Masticating Uncooperative WormsMartha’s Uncle Whistles
Mighty Uncouth World
Munching Unusual WeedMerry Urologists of Windsor
Making Unlikely Whoopie
Mighty Useless Winnebago
They typed nearly letter-perfect! I made only one change: I added the “S” in “Ursine.”
– Laura Grimes and the Venti Smelly Boys
August 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
My Under Whisperings
Most Unsteadily Whoops!
August 25th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Oh God, and I’m inviting my NY colleagues to read ArtScatter–let the games begin! Masterfully Uppity Women and Mostly Undertakers Win are my favorites, which is probably thoroughly predictable. I salute both LSB’s, from an appropriate distance of course.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Regarding that typo in “ursine”: they may be L and S, but they are, after all, still B’s.
August 26th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Yes, the “typo.” I’m rather fond of “Merry Urologists of Windsor” myself — it nicely marries the high and the low in one clean scoop. In true fashion, the LSBs are fighting over which elephant they get to be in the picture. Welcome to my world.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Given the humidity in New York at the moment, Muddling Under Water comes to mind as an addition to this rather grubby list. Just watched a PBS special that included some terrific footage of Josephine Baker, which leads me to Magnificently Undulating Woman.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I’m sorry. Did you say grubby list? You could say Magnificently Undulating Woman could also be used for Loie Fuller, if you think this needs dignifying. Then again, My Under Whisperings fits the bill, too.
August 27th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Mighty Unruly Witticisms for such a Magnificently Unruly Website. You have My Undying…Whatever.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Magnificently Unruly Website. George, I believe you’ve won our previously unannounced motto contest!
August 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I am truly honored, Miss Laura. You are Most Unctuously Welcome. Feel free to use it in Myriad Unusual Ways. (No prize Money Under Way, I suppose?) Okay, I’ll stop now, before this becomes My Unforeseen Watergate.)
August 28th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Unctuously Unctuously Unctuously. I just had to type that over and over. Mr. Scatter handed me his CrackBerry, fired up the car engine, and I laughed so hard I was hanging by the seatbelt. Thanks for making my day. Your name will be first when the credits roll …