What would Epicurus say? It’s hot, but don’t sweat it.
I love our words for “hot” here in the middle of August (and in Portland, anyway, it is hot, especially by wimpy Northwest standards). My favorite is “sizzling.” The nameless Oregonian headline writer today employed “baked,” “broiled” and “grilled” all in one deck that might have escaped from FoodDay. Good one! If it were a little more humid, it would be “steamy” or “sauna-like.” Of course, “boiling.” The more poetical might veer toward “molten” or such expression as “hotter than the underside of hell.” That one’s Southern, right? “Scorching,” “simmering,” and, yikes, “blistering.”
So what do our thoughts turn to on a blistering summer day, or rather, the relatively cool morning before the “furnace” of the afternoon? Why to Epicurus and Vesuvius and the Villa of the Papyri in Herculaneum, naturally!
It is impossible to live a pleasant life without living wisely and honorably and justly, and it is impossible to live wisely and honorably and justly without living pleasantly. Whenever any one of these is lacking, when, for instance, the man is not able to live wisely, though he lives honorably and justly, it is impossible for him to live a pleasant life.
That’s Epicurus. And he comes to mind today because of an article that ArtsJournal linked — which suggests that new technologies and some more digging will allow us to have a much more complete understanding of Epicurean philosophy. That’s because the blocks of carbon — into which an extensive philosophical papyrus library of the ancient world was turned by the Vesuvius eruption in 79 AD — may be “translatable” after all. Epicurus wasn’t all about eating well as “epicurean” would suggest; he had a LOT more on his mind, much of it involving the physical world but also the conditions that lead to human happiness. And the library may have the complete text of his most famous ancient treatise, On Nature..
So, what would Epicurus say about the heat, if we could research those carbon blocks (think Hans Solo in Return of the Jedi, perhaps)? Well, he’d probably say that today’s heat isn’t a visitation from the gods, because that was a big issue during his lifetime (341–270 BC). We are not being punished. Or rewarded. The gods do not manifest in the weather. It’s all just atoms. And then he might riff (in a Stoic sort of way): Extreme pain is of short duration (one way or another) and so tolerable; and mild pain does not preclude pleasantness. This is excellent advice! So, maybe a movie this afternoon? A dip in the pool? Or just a cool spot to read? Epicurus would approve.
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Hmmm. “Hotter than the underside of Hell.” Could well be Southern. The version I’m used to is “hotter than the hubs of Hell,” which I believe, although I’m not certain, I first heard from a native Midwesterner, a guy from southern Illinois. I like the image of the “hubs” of Hell, like there’s some Grand Central Station of the Underworld where harried bureaucratic demons direct incoming souls to the trains that will take them to their own particular assigned patch of eternal torment. (And why “hubs,” plural; not “hub,” singular? I can only guess that there are so many damned souls kicking around down there, a single hub won’t do. It’s like you need an O’Hare and a LaGuardia and a Houston and an Atlanta and a Logan — which absolutely qualifies as Hellish, not so much for the airport facilities themselves as for the nightmare of getting to and from there when you’re in Boston.)
Don’t know my Epicurus well, but I suspect Hell wasn’t overly on his mind!
Beer’s good on a hot day.
Comment by Bob Hicks — August 15, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
Sometimes I’m considered the “hubby of hell” in my house…
Comment by barry — August 15, 2008 @ 8:36 pm
My interpretation of the phrase “hotter ‘n the hubs of hell” is that it refers to wheel hubs that may be poorly lubricated and bearing a heavy load in a hot clime. You might find such on a chariot driven by Mr. Hades with Persephone riding shotgun.
All this brings to mind a bumper sticker I spotted: “Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?”
Comment by MightyToyCannon — August 16, 2008 @ 2:04 pm
there’s also a “paved with good intentions” punchline available for some savvy bumperwriter with hell on his/her mind… And I wish now I’d used a hotter than Hades headline.
Comment by barry — August 16, 2008 @ 10:19 pm